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{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}

{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}

{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}

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{"fact":"Lions are the only cats that live in groups, called prides. Every female within the pride is usually related.","length":109}

{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}

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